Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

hotboyproblems:

*puts on my resume i have more followers than jesus did”

(via fake-mermaid)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via fake-mermaid)